| | After a long weekend of smiles and excitement, I'm back in Florida. The midwest keeps me alive, but Florida is still killing me. When I come back I have nightmares.
I went to the gym to work out, but realized that I only had wool socks. What do I do? Take the socks off? Work out in winter socks? Either way, it'll be uncomfortable and embarrassing. Why did I wear wool socks anyway?
I missed winter this year. But I was always ready for it...
And I don't want anyone to find what's in my history. The fear overwhelms me. My laptop has encountered the most embarrassing pornography. But I can only sleep through it. Hope for the best.
I have a lot to hide. And nothing much to show for it.
Other dreams are lies. A pretty girl was selling robot dogs outside my window, so I took out a rifle and shot at the dogs until she went away. After all, she was a terrorist planning to kill or kidnap me.
Does anybody know where I stole that from? Winner receives five bucks and a personalized mix CD.
But yes, we're coming back home. On Thanksgiving evening, my good aunt, Heidi, shared such wisdom with me. She was excited for our adventure, but didn't let us lose our heads: "If things don't work out, you can just come back." Thank God for family. They know everything I refuse to know.
If you see my tail between my legs in Chicago, cut it off. You and I both know that I have no use for a tail, especially in the midwest.
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